Certified Narc Repellent Tote Bag, Funny Gift, Quirky Accessories, Shopping Bag, Everyday Use, Conversation Starter

Because healing is the new spray-on defense.
This minimalist tote does more than carry your essentials — it announces your energy. No more shrinking to fit, no more second-guessing. You’re the antidote to manipulation, the walking embodiment of “not today, Satan.” Comes with invisible boundaries built-in. Narc-proof, gaslight-resistant, and 100% main character.

Product features
- 100% durable polyester body for strength and quick drying.
- Reinforced stitching on handles for added durability.
- Boxed corners for extra storage space.
- Five color handle options for personalized style.

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.